THIS ISSUE IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF GEORGE CARLIN.
FROM THE XO’S CHAIR
If you’re reading this, then I’m back in business! My thanks to Capt. K’Dot Kali for taking over for me and getting last month’s CHUY DAH out. Apparently my hard drive gave up the ghost, and I had to get it replaced…at the cost of all my files. Luckily I had the presence of mind to back things up…well, most of the stuff.
CAMP DOVER REUNION UPDATE: The Holiday Inn has now seen fit to give us our 2nd Steaming Pile of Monkey Crap: we have to hire off-duty cops for added security at the reunion. Yes, they’re still holding the crap that happened in 2005 against us. When the Chancellor and I tried to explain that nothing happened in 2006, their response was “Well, yes, but that’s because you had police here…” I’ll tell you, I’m lucky blood didn’t start spurting from my eyes…this is what we have to look forward to, people, so get your armor ready, the crapstorms are a’comin…
IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR: The Doomslayer Picnic is still on for the 12th at 1 pm. Remember that it’s a BYOL (Bring your own lunch) picnic (please hold off on the fried chicken and watermelon…), and if it should rain, we’ll relocate to the New Towne Mall. As for the Doomslayer Invitational, we’ll either play at the Park or at the Mall.
REMINDER: The MyLeftFootloose contest is still in effect - and I have received…NOTHING! C’Mon folks, the people who created the website want to see what we can do, and I don’t want to disappoint ‘em.
CALENDAR OF EVENTS
July 4: HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
July 6: Lt. Cmdr. K’Ana’s Birthday
July 9: Chancellor Klaad and Cmdr Judok’s wedding anniversay (let the furniture throwing begin!)
July 12: Doomslayer Picnic at Tuscora Park - 1 pm.
