Crew, today is a special day. "Why is that, Admiral ?" you may ask.
(Go ahead, ask.)
It's a special day because today, after 28 years of swearing he'd never get married, my favorite bass player and one of my personal heroes, Gene Simmons, is finally tying the knot with his lady, Shannon Tweed.
In honor of this cosmically rare event, I raise a flagon of the Clan's best bloodwine in their honor, and am officially ordering bloodwine to be served freely in the galley all day today!
TO THE MARRIAGE! QAPLA!
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